(Source: iamliketinkerbell, via nickelodeonkids)
I'm Not Trying To Hurt You, I Just Love To Speak
(Source: takemyhandjohn, via coffeeclosers)
#it’s like thor is at a salon having his hair done #with his sassy gay best friends
“omg thor ooommmggggg THAT hair with THOSE highlights?”
“seeeeeriously awh mai gawwwwwwd, no! no!”
“what, what, WHAT ARE YOU DOING”
“LOOK AT YOUR LIFE”
“LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.”
(Source: johnsturturro, via naturally-mischievous)
(via coffeeclosers)
Look at what you’ve become. You’ve become proud! You’ve become stupid!
— The Artist (2011)
(Source: sim0namstell, via earthsmightiestheroes)
(Source: ggrint, via beware-rary-bites)
I CAN CONQUER THE WORLD, SHINING, SHIMMERING, DYING
TELL ME PRINCESS, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART BE RULED
TALE AS OLD AS TIME
TRUE AS TURN OF WHEEL
FREEDOM IS A LIE
BOW TO ME OR DIE
YOU WILL ALWAYS KNEEL~
EVER JUST DISDAIN
EVER WARS TO RISE
EVER HATING THOR
EVER JUST AS SURE
AS MIDGARD WILL DIE
CAN YOU FEEL YOUR BRAIN IGNITE
AS IT THINKS NO MORE
I’LL RULE MIDGARD AND ASGARD CERTAINLY
ONCE I GET RID OF THOR…
WHEN I WISH UPON A TESSERACT
MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO STANDS AGAINST
FOR ANYTHING MY HEART DESIRES
WILL BE MINE
LOOK AT ME
I WILL NEVER PASS FOR AN ASGARDIAN
OR A PERFECT HEIR
CAN IT BE, THAT I’M NOT MEANT
TO PLAY THIS PART?
AM I MEANT TO RULE?
HOW TALL DO THE FROST GIANTS GROW?
IF WE KILL THEM NOW, THEN WE’LL NEVER KNOW?
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE HORSE CRY TO IT’S LONG LOVED MUM?
OR FELT ALL MIDGARD KNEEL IN THEIR LOSS
SO KNEEL, ALL YOU FUCKERS, INCLUDING YOU, THOR.
AND I’LL PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE BIFROST.
IF THERE’S A PRIZE FOR ROTTEN JUDGEMENT
I GUESS I’VE ALREADY WON THAT
NO REALM IS WORTH THE AGGREVATION
IT’S ANCIENT HISTORY
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
WHO’D’YA THINK YOU’RE KIDDING?
YOU’D HAVE ASGARD AND JOTUNHEIM
TRY TO KEEP IT HIDDEN
SOMETIMES HEIMDALL CANNOT SEE YOU
BOY YOU CAN’T CONCEAL IT
WHEN YOU TOUCH THE CASKET
WHO YOUR FATHER IS
NO CHANCE, NO WAY
I WON’T SAY I’M HIS SON
YOU’RE BLUE, RED EYES
WHY DENY IT, OH OH
IT CAN’T BE TRUE
I CAN’T BE LAUFEY’S SON
guySSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO DEFEAT THE JOTUNS (HUAH!)
DID THEY REALLY ADOPT ME?
AM I NOT THEIR SON?
YOU’RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I’VE EVER MET
BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE I’M THROUGH
MISTER, I’LL BE THE KING
INSTEAD OF YOU
TRANQUIL AS THE BIFROST
FULL OF ICE WITHIN
ONCE I HAVE THE TESSERACT
I AM SURE TO WIN
YOU’RE A SPINELESS, BLONDE, PATHETIC SAP
AND YOU HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE
ONE DAY I’LL BE THE KING
INSTEAD OF YOU
TIME IS RACING TOWARD US
TIL AT MIDGARD I ARRIVE
KNEEL BEFORE MY POWER
AND YOU MIGHT SURVIVE
YOU’RE UNSUITED FOR THE THRONE, THOR,
AND ODIN’S DEAD, SO SCREW YOU
AND NOW I AM THE KING
INSTEAD OF YOU!
(via naturally-mischievous)
(Source: gyllenhaalism, via ericnally)



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